My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Imagine your icon drinking hot cocoa and getting whipped cream on the tip of their nose.
i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT
I THINK IT’S FAIR TO ASSUME THAT ONE DEAD CANDLE WAS LIT BEFORE JOHN STEPPED ON IT I MEAN WHY WOULD DADBERT LEAVE A RANDOM CANDLE UNLIT RIGHT?
THAT MEANS JOHN FUCKING STEPPED ON A LIT CANDLE IN BARE FEET AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH
JOHN EGBERT IS METAL AS FUCK
john’s real first time putting out flames
I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map
On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered
A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered
The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90
The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old
75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc
Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”