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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

ockitten-art:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon drinking hot cocoa and getting whipped cream on the tip of their nose.

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iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

makaramore:

death-limes:

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT
I THINK IT’S FAIR TO ASSUME THAT ONE DEAD CANDLE WAS LIT BEFORE JOHN STEPPED ON IT I MEAN WHY WOULD DADBERT LEAVE A RANDOM CANDLE UNLIT RIGHT?
THAT MEANS JOHN FUCKING STEPPED ON A LIT CANDLE IN BARE FEET AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH
JOHN EGBERT IS METAL AS FUCK

john’s real first time putting out flames

makaramore:

death-limes:

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT

I THINK IT’S FAIR TO ASSUME THAT ONE DEAD CANDLE WAS LIT BEFORE JOHN STEPPED ON IT I MEAN WHY WOULD DADBERT LEAVE A RANDOM CANDLE UNLIT RIGHT?

THAT MEANS JOHN FUCKING STEPPED ON A LIT CANDLE IN BARE FEET AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH

JOHN EGBERT IS METAL AS FUCK

john’s real first time putting out flames

rpghorrorsaucepatrol:

いつまでも仲良し by いをん

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casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

wocinsolidarity:

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

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