I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
Do you ever listen to a voice and like
i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
I will never not reblog
Tumblr on November 1st
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
me talking about my favorite things
let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.
Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?
What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?
oH COME O N DISNEY
Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.
Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer
Jean’s gonna give Mikasa a red scarf
I rise from the grave to start the Halloween goodness
"homophobia doesnt target aces or aros"
are u aware there are homoromantic aces and homosexual aros you sacks of shit
additionally, are u aware that even aroaces can be in same-gender relationships and therefore affected by homophobia
please reblog this i wanna anger aro/acephobes who view our oppression or whatever as “lesser” than theirs
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back
"there is nothing wrong with our school system"
Fuck it I’m reblogging