Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGWHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
i got water and knock off cereal lets get this party started
theres a reblog button on my selfies for a reason
okay but what the hell kind of knock off cereal is that