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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

moira-the-piemaker:

princefalloutboy:

princefalloutboy:

i got water and knock off cereal lets get this party started

theres a reblog button on my selfies for a reason

okay but what the hell kind of knock off cereal is that

moira-the-piemaker:

princefalloutboy:

princefalloutboy:

i got water and knock off cereal lets get this party started

theres a reblog button on my selfies for a reason

okay but what the hell kind of knock off cereal is that

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now